2 tourists from america came to tamil nadu to explore the temples here.. they started visiting all the places and the temples in those places... they didn't miss out even one single temple... at last, they had only one temple to see. it was located an the most remote part of the state.. there was no road to that place.. after spending a lot of money, they somehow made it to that temple.. to their haplessness, they found the temple gate to be locked.. they set up a camp and stayed there for about a week trying to figure out a way to open the temple door.. an old man living in a village nearby told them that only a person who knows trigonometry can open that door.. so they went back to america, mastered trigonometry and came back after 2 years.. now they could open the door with ease.. when went inside to see the main deity.. to their surprise, there was a frame and in that was written "cos a"... why????

because in tamil, it is said that ""kaase(cos a) thaan kadavulada""... :D

Why students start listenin 2 the lectures carefully at the end of fourth sem?????


Its an easy one..................
think........u ll get it..............

its bcoz at the end of fourth sem, u wud hv completd two yrs(ears),hence they listen 2 the lectures carefully..................


hope u like it......................

Guys am sayin tat harry potter plays a vital role in the field of electronics engineering..........
Can u justify ma answer...................


Before goin 2 answer part i jus wantd 2 giv 1 remark.................
One who plays cricket is calld a cricketer......one who decides things is calld a decider..............one who makes pots is calld a potter.......................

u mite b wonderin y am gabblin sumthin.................

This s the answer .: Harry pottr s the one who makes pots........i mean pot resistances........so by adjustin pot resistances in the feedbak network,u cn generate a sinusoidal wave which is the major breakthrough in the field of electronics engineerin........................so by the use of transformers nd distributors, u cn distribute current 2 each nd evry houses in d country............
So the answer s justified...............



hows it..............????????????

how to get food from dhoni????

dhoni+1=theeni

theeni=food

how does england cricket team always enjoys good food???

coz they hav cook in dem...(alaistar cook)

gandhiji oda son peru dineshan-----yyyyy??????

coz gandhiji is the father of

"thenation" 

rahul dravid is the naughtiest person in indian team.do u know why???????

coz,every one calls him

"wall"(vaalu)

bus stand la bus nikkum

auto stand la auto nikkum 

ana

kosu vaththi stand la kosu nikkuma?

yosinga...

malaria,chikungunya va lam namma ozhikalam...

Ennadhan Oruthan Periya Panakkarana Irundhalum Train la Pogumbodhu Avan platformkku vandhu daan Aaganum

Jest 4 jolly................

Why it is tat nothing happens 2 T.Rajendar when he touched the serial bulbs of any watt power????????????????????

Think over it...................

its damn simpl.....................





Ans : Its bcoz he acted in a film named veerasamy nd the english equivalnt of veerasamy is the "The King of power"..........As he himself s a king of power, he can handle any range of power....................guys hw was it?????????

COW all d way....

You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow:

The Indian Cow

HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses don't have any such attachment]

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, Also his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza] , in hand and drying in the sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow.......

We are informed that the candidate somehow passed the exam, and is now is bihar in somewhere..[sorry somewhere in Bihar]


Enna koduma sir ithu!!!  

Peep into dis circuits mokka............

Why do ece nd ee dept students get more marks than any other departments??????????



think..........................................


Ans::: its bcoz eee nd ece students hav 2 draw more nd more circuits durin xamination................... if u draw more nd more circuits(.... pronounce it as sir-cutes)..........
the examinar or sir who corrects d paper gets impressd nd bcomes vry happy tat his studnt is praisin him nd gives more marks 2 d students....................................



And so eee nd ece students get more marks dan any other departments...............
be cool..........................

two pallis (lizards) are fighting on a wall and one fell down...
adha paatha innoru palli sirichuchu..

but after that andha palliyum keela vilundhuduchu...

why .. ?

Ans : adha palli kai thattikite sirichichu.. adhan ...

Enna thaan DMK meetinga irunthaalum... anga koottam ' JJ '-nnu thaan varum.. Idhan arasiyal....

if u drink ethanol,u will dance...
if u drink methanol,oders will dance 4 u!!!

height of optimism : 
soldier : sir we are surrounded by enemies 

mojor : excellent we can shoot in any direction ...

Chemical Mokkai......................

How do we get a juice by pouring a sand into scooty pep vehicle??????


think.....
chemical students must giv an attempt 2 dis...


try..try...





its bcoz...........the chemicl formula of sand is silicondioxide.........(which is nothin but a compound of silicon.)

the symbol of silicon is "si"


so combining "pep" and sand,

pep + symbol of silicon== which is nothin bt a softdrink(kind of juice).


ans is "pepsi"

water mela boat pona ullasam

ana

boat mela water pona adhu

"kailasam"

a cow was shouting

"fffffffff"

in front of newtons house...u know y?

coz

f=ma

Here s a gud 1 for those who luv proofs...........

Prove Rock== eye


hows tat possibl???????
think.......................







Ans::: the tamil equivalent of rock is parai ( pronounce it as bar i ).........
which in mathematical notation we can write it as complement of an identity matrix........
bt complement of an identity matrix is again an identity matrix itself(again rhs on the whole equals to I)



therefore rock==i where i=eye

hence rock===eye


hence proved..............
hows it..................

You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2

cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You

don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will

become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette

Another deadly answer. scroll down a little

Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win

Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can

light the cigarette





If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....

scroll down

Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP TIP)



"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

 person went to pondicherry to buy a tamil DVD.He bought the movie kadhal.He came back to Madras and watched the movie many times.
And after that he kept the DVD in the fridge..
Why?

coz he wanted to see

"JILLUNU ORU KAADHAL"

Consider a device havin output propotional to the input..........for xampl consider an amplifier,in tat wen u giv input of 2 volts, u ll gt output of 4 volts...here output is twice d input ....tat is linearly propotional.........so i such devices.....wen a person stands near it,his ear shrinks or bcomes small in size.............do u know y ?????????????????
think.........




think..............











coz we call those devices havin output propotional 2 b input 2 be linear(lean-ear)........
so person s ear shrinks or bcomes smal in size..................

raja n rani got bored of mobile,decided to use pigeon.one day pigeon reaches raja without one leg. angry raja calls rani.rani says

 "idiot.it was a missed call..."

Why did a man go to a potti kada to buy a suitcase??
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because that is where you get suitcase.. (potti means suitcase)

Why people remove their slippers and then enter arya bhavan???
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Because Arya only said "naan kadavul"..

yen naamellam tharaila irukom?

Thannila(SARAKKU) iruntha oor thappa pesumla.. athaan tharaila irukkom.

Why did they call Liquid Gelusil to attend as a chief guest in sports day??













Because it s a "Syrup" Virundhinar !!!!

kuruvi ku endha english letter initial ah varum??






Letter A dan initiala varum. Puriyalaya??








Remember the song : A Kuruvi, Sittu Kuruvi

what is 13*13*13

it is suroor......
coz himesh reshammiya sings "tera tera tera suroor"

tera means 13

amplifiers---ECE students take a look

what will happen if u throw an amplifier into the sea?

TSUNAMI will be created(since amplifiers convert small waves to bigger waves)

Kirchoff's voltage law (K.V.L):
The sum of voltages around every closed loop in the circuit is zero.





Kirchoff's current law (K.C.L):
At every node, the sum of currents entering a node must be zero.

Once a man was oiling his cycle chain. After that, he took a ride. The cycle started to rise up in the air.. 

how??

Because he used "parachute oil".. :D

actors and actresses

rajni*rani nan
shahrukhkhan*shah rukh na mat cannot(hind)
abishek bachchan*bad me don shake bachchiin(hindi)
tamannah*ta pa akka
srikanth*srimati can
coundamani*don count a mani
sendill*receive well
hrithik*hrithin

girl:i want a ring on by birtday dear..
boy:from which network either aircel or airtel

if u eat pentium u will become element 105 Y?
coz - un-nil pentium(pentium in u in tamil)

person1: S8 compartment indha platformla yenga varum?
person2: Ella platformleyum enginukku pinaadithaan varum

Why are females stronger than men??
Because they have "fe" in them(iron)

A man borrows money from a fly....HOw does he tell the fly that he has borrowed ?
Ans:A E I O U

n old lady put A dog inside a vessel, kept it closed and opened it after an hour. Surprsingly, she found a DOZEN dogs in it.How was that possible??
Ans: 'Empty vessels make more NAAYS

Once donald was narrating mickey ramayanam n mickey was fooling around.donald got furious n asked mickey "who is rama's father?" mick said ravana.donald got mad n threw mickey against the wall.mick sat on d wall n narrated ramayanam without a flaw!!!HOW???It became valmiki(wall-mickey)

How will a postman fall down?
thabal....

Which is the most dangerous bike?
YAMA-HA


Two cows are given a sugarcane each ,but one of them only eats it,Y??
ANS:Cos the other one has SUGAR..

In a laboratory, at 9 am, there is a vessel containg 3 litres of water at 30 degree celcius. The temperature is reduced to 15 degree celcius. Then at 9.15 am, there is only only 1.5 litres of water. why???

Because there was a hole in the vessel...

islamabad*waslamagood
thairsadam*thairdinseethem
venugopal*venamcomepal
pizza hut*pizza hut na mat(hindi)
badshah*goodshah
ganguly*singleuly
birthday party*deathnight parkadha coffee
and finally










BLUNTKOORMAI* yes ur rite...its SHARPMOKKA

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